And the Oscar goes to… Cadillac!
"I did it all by myself!"
"Ewan McGregor, that superb artist who I would happily share this award with if I had any decency -- but I don't."
"I read an article that said winning an Oscar could lead to living five years longer. If that’s true, I’d really like to thank the Academy, because my husband is younger than me.” - Julianne Moore
»The longest she ever went without being nominated was from 1992 to 1995 … and that's only because those were the years she was in prison, and that, I think, is amazing."
"This is for my kids who color everything I do"
"How about these sets? Aren't these sets great? They're just like the Orgasmatron in Barbarella. That's what they look like." - Jane Fonda
»He keeps his hands where you can see him, never says a rude word, and most importantly, no penis at all. He’s literally a statue of limitations.«
"Florian has his hair down 50 centimeters, so then you have a chance to see something."